"Ms. LostinLoveToo"
Original Acrylic Painting on Canvas Board, Framed
Dimensions: Image 7”H x 5'“W, with frame 8”L x 6”W
Meet “Ms. LostinLoveToo”. You may have guessed she is the lead vocals in the girl rock band “The Split Ends”. She dreams about the day when music returns. But for now she is simply singing ridiculous high notes to no particular song. The neighbors are concerned. (more…)
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The Split Ends lead vocal had been experimenting on her own hair. We all knew that it could’ve gone very very badly.
The ladies thought this was a good time to grow out their hair. The men have been complaining about their short hair. No need to wear a hat for six months– just stay at home.
Their manager sent out urgent press release. “As of today there will be no photos allowed until further notice.” Covid is really taking a toll on the band. In the most recent press release he has told the fans that they have been staying at home and dedicating to their music. Rumors are floating around that their Covid hair is a tragedy.
Their cell phones have been taken from the band as they can’t seem to stop taking pictures of themselves. The manager states “I fear that they don’t have mirrors and they don’t understand the consequences of a selfie during the Covid pandemic. True. It’s all fun and games until the Paparazzi find you.
Without a make-up artist the girls are doing some very strange things with their faces. Either that or they are drinking too many cosmos before they start the rigorous process of painting their faces.
It’s starting to look like they only have the same background. As a matter fact a close look they all look eerily similar.
The situation is getting dire. The lead vocal went to play tennis and was looking next court…. and saw that her friend seems a little different than before Covid. And now she’s thinking that surely her friend will notice her. But at last she no longer has to wear any form of sunglasses, floppy hat, or clown wigs. Her disguise is now complete. Nobody knows who “The Split Ends” band are anymore. Sigh… she found out a little bit disheartening. Their new normal is now a disguise.
With a fiight she finally realize that she didn’t need a disguise any more. Or...nobody knew who she was anyway??
Some of the fans are starting to talk amongst themselves. On their Facebook fan page eyedunno#289067 commented “Uh,..about The Split Ends” these girls all look very similar. We haven’t seen them in a very long time. I’m starting to wonder if it’s just one person. Is that possible?”. There were 798 replies.
A pattern is emerging. The pattern is she may be making her clothes from curtains. The hills are alive.
“The Split Ends” split a month ago. She got her hair cut. The end.